terms for penis you should not use in fics:
- love stick
- ding dong
- 100% all-beef thermometer
- bologna pony
- stinky pickle
- magic wand
- divine rod
- love muscle
- power drill
- captain winky
- yogurt slinger
- DNA rifle
are you kidding im going to use all of these
I know some people who could use all of these.
are you kidding me right now???
in which the entire cast of the avengers are indistinguishable from their characters
did Mona Lisa know she was gonna become the illest art bitch of all time or like???